Come si fa a non amare Summer Rachel Bilson?
Rachel “Thug Lite” Bilson, la dottoressa Zoe Hart di Hart Of Dixie della nuova spiritosa serie della CW che arriverà in Italia il prossimo 31 maggio su Mediaset Premium, si è sparata questo rap per il sito FunnyOrDie.com.
You said I don’t look like a what? Like a real doctor? A real doctor wouldn’t dress like me? Wouldn’t look like me?
Lab coat Dolce/ Clip board Prada/ Vera Wang Short shorts/ Nametag: Doctor/ C Dub, bitches What the fuck you expect I’m a doctor Stethoscope hanging round my neck/ Same chick, new shit New show, full clip Fresh dipped, new kicks Only Jimmy Choos bitch!/ Been a little while But I’m back again Summer Roberts Back up on the track again/ Peaced up out the OC Ben & Brody, deuces Did a couple movies Drank a couple juices still they coming at me like where you been you should be asking mischa barton critics talking Shit about my acting nice chick schtick aint happening Who be bloggin on the internet Jealous trick, suck a tit Get a pap smear with an oven mitt Bitch! Too hot Give your man a tent in his trousers Styling so all the critics want to doubt her And I’m unbelievable Check your web browser Haters get Two words Doogie Howser (CHORUS)
I’m an innovator A resuscitator You only part dead Pass the defibrillator (Clear) I’m a monster (Clear) I go HAM Jay & Ye can keep the throne Cause I don’t give a damn Every other month on the cover of Magazine, periodical Front and center with a pouty mouth Still the pounce Me coming out my house Paparazzi flashing out Pop pop when my gat come out Lil bitty actresses Trying to get they asses kissed Make me want to slap a bitch Put em on a blacklist/ Five foot nothin’ Flow like Cam’ron If Natalie get mad at me Remind her who da Black Swan./ Fuck the Emmys Fuck the fame just addicted to the money, and the game so when you see us doing 80 in the prius full tint, louie print what’s my motherfucking name?
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